No eatz me plz I haz no flvr

don jus sit der… run 4 it!

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spookyone79

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Dis videeo iz a bit long, but it iz insane 2 see hao much truble sum hoomins go thru fer teh sake of dere kittehs!

Only teh finest of fings for sum kittehs.

Scoot teh bed forward a bit. I’z losing my sunbeam.

u wan meh 2 be sunneh? den u givez me teh sunnehz.

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Cattails

Faeborit Coment: “Noe, wate. Ah liek da bedd heer. Moob da suns insted.

Kthxbai.”- Rattipuss

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Moar gifs dis-a-way!

Adn presto! Jus lyk dat! Kitteh slide nao wif sownd effects! (VIDEO)

Via: Determined To Get Better

Dis kitteh, Lilou, hopped on a train to Dublin—wifout paying teh fare, ai might add—and waz later reunited wif her owners after staff tweeted abowt teh incident. Becuz, lyk all kittehs, Lilou iz a spoiled princess, she was issued her very own rail card. So nao she can take trips to teh Temple Bar district anytime she feels tirsy for a pint o’ Guinness!

Source: RTE / Via: Boing Boing

Iz sew excited! N ai jus cant hyd it!

Faeborit Coment: “Now I know how they get the ?squeaky? in the dog toys!”- Wyvern

Via: Arbroath

Beam me up Scotty. There’s no cheeseburger here.

i can haz beam upz too?

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4Catz2Many

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Faeborit Coment: “dubble wanebow! so in tents!”- chet

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Kittehs will haz dere revenge on own hair! (VIDEO)

Source: Mr. Dynamite

Kittehz rly luv dis movie! (VIDEO)

Via: The Daily What

Sum kittehz can jump super hi wifout a trampoline.

But yoo sed “KILL ROY”… Nao gimme a shuvel and a gud allybai!

gaspz! mr fluffeh iz a murderah!

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DianeMarie

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HOOF BUMP
Brose before mares.

srsly guyz? ai tinks u need 2 get off yer hi horse.

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picture: dunno source, lol caption: dunno source

We r adding favorite buttons 2 sum classic lolz, so u can favorite dem!

Check awt sum other classic lolz dat nao have favorite buttons!

Clik teh foto 2 add yer own funneh capshun!

Via: Miezekatzen

Zombie cat listens for brains. So far nothing.

wai iz brains so hard 2 find dese dayz?

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SauronHimself

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I weel HAVE EET!

At all costs, Julia D. All costs!!!

Remember this Peeky McPeekersons?

Or Peeky McPeekersons Jr.?

They’re about to get schooled.

Short on cash? Well, just look at what you can pick up with a penny these days! It’s a frog no bigger than a pea, discovered in the forests of Borneo. Scientists once thought it was a juvenile of a larger species, but now know this is as big as it gets.

You have an eye for detail, Katherine B.

Do you know the way to San Jose BUNNULAR DOMINAYSHE

Ms. F1v3r of SaveABunny.org says these bunnies are waiting for adoption, in Oakland, California, right now! Learn more!

As longtime C.O. readers know, we can’t get enough of trick pool shooting, and love to showcase new talent. And so we thought we had when we featured “Lightning Vinnie” Garbanzo, who seemingly cleared an entire rack in a single break.

Alas, it was a fraud. In this slowed-down version of the original video, you can clearly see that an accomplice was used. We regret being taken in by this base deception, and wish to assure readers that this will not happen again.

Our thanks to alert reader Eleaq for bringing this to our attention.

JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES! [slaps alarm with paw]

Another Quality Foraged Link from Ant!

There are no shortcuts to Enlightenment, young student. In my quest for answers, long have I sat upon this rock…

This is a Vizcacha, says Susan H., who found more pics and a video The Featured Creature.

Yeah I’m FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT GRAMS SO WHAT

Don’t worry, I forgive you *wink of death*

I didn’t realize they were so evil at such a young age, Alexa G.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”

“Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and reads:

Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

(Red?!) Panda joke by Anil Dash. Red panda by Curt.

People, you and I both know that there are VERY FEW ani-pals PROSHER than the plump, sleeping dormouse. Obvy, South Wales gets this, because they just built special Dormouse Bridges over a highly-trafficked road! [head tilt]

So now, for your viewing pleasure, some unsquashed-on-the-road Dormice:

There’s more on this story from the fingers-on-the-pulse-newshounds over at Daily Mail. Pic #1: Dormouse in hand by Jan Fotografie Pic #2 and #3: Doormouse in hand by ELN2010