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Kim Looks Weird.
1 Jan 2012 at 9:01pm
  
  
Kim stepped out to host a NYE party in Las Vegas and I personally think she’s looking very weird these days. Could she get her nose pushed in any further? She’s just so taught in the face, she looks like she’s half alien. I am sick of seeing her and her dumb sisters. They are bad role models for the younger generation. I can’t imagine where her followers are headed in their futures – probably no where.
I used to think Kim was pretty but she looks awful here. Bad dress, she looks wide. Her eye lashes look awful. Her face looks like it’s frozen in place. She’s gross!!
and I know I have been loaded with negativity lately but I guess I am in a phase. Get used to it…
Patti?s New Face
8 Dec 2011 at 11:13pm
I know I am way behind on this one… I noticed Patti’s new face quite some time ago, I just hadn’t gotten around to posting about it. I hadn’t even analyzed what had happened to her face until tonight when I was watching part II reunion of season 2. Initially, I thought she had some botox and other injectectables which I found interesting, considering past seasons where she was very negative toward people who had botoxed faces. Upon further investigation, I notice her face is way too tight to have only had some injections. Suddenly, it came to me. Patti looks as if she had a full fledged facelift. I did a bit of research and I found one piece of information that mentioned Patti admited to having her eyelids done aka Blepharoplasty but there is no way a little eye procedure tightened her entire face. Stay with me here, Patti’s nose, is it smaller and less crooked? Her entire face looks like it was pulled tighter in the middle. I wonder if she had a mid facelift, a nose job and her upper and lower lids done. That or a full fledged face lift + eyes + rhino.
All I can say is WOW!! She looks great. It looks like she took off 15 years. I think it’s great that Patti did this for herself, she looks beautiful & she’s glowing. If eyelid surgery alone can do that to a person, sign me up!! I also love her without bangs, she looks so much fresher.
Housewives of BH
6 Dec 2011 at 1:35pm
Did anyone watch last night’s episode?
I haven’t been posting about Real Housewives because, to be honest, I don’t care too much about the show. I used to post about Theresa and Joe and the guido monkeys on NJ Housewives once in a while but they have lost my interest. I watch when I catch the show and if I miss it oh well…
The situation with Taylor on BH Housewives bugs me to no end. Let me preface this by saying, I don’t know her in person nor do I have any inside eyes on the situation, I am simply a person who has caught the majority of the episodes this season and last. I feel like Taylor is playing the victim card when she was probably the driving force behind her husbands fate. I remember last season, she was throwing a 60k birthday party while he was trying to figure out how to pay for this party. That’s stressful for anyone. Did she ever consider that he was under a lot of stress? I looked into his career a long time ago because I was curious where she got the money to afford a party of that caliber and it seemed like his career was unstable. He was an entrepreneur who probably made a lot and lost a lot but he wasn’t loaded like most of the other families on the show. It’s purely a story of them trying to keep up with the neighbors and I see it as her driving him further into his depression which eventually led him to commit suicide. I am not saying he was a great guy either, he came off as a bit abusive and a pig but it didn’t have to end the way it did. Let’s face it, he died because of this. She may see herself as an innocent person who was stuck in a bad position but she didn’t go to the extent of killing herself!
For her, his suicide is probably in many ways, a weight off her back. She doesn’t have to worry about his side of the story ever being told. She gets to play the victim card and get pity and support from friends and family. She gets an insurance payout, assets and whatever money she’s able to stash away from the show. Hopefully his debts from bad investments are not her’s to deal with and she’s in the clear financially. Now she’s writing a tell all book where I am sure she plays the part of the innocent, helpless victim. I don’t want to give Russel too much credit, he did have a history of abuse. I am sure he was difficult but I think leaving him would have resulted in a better outcome. I understand that she had filed for divorce and that was a step in the right direction. I wonder if she ever offered to support him through his financial struggles? Somehow I doubt it.
Do you think Taylor is sincere?
Jessica needs to shut her trap?
1 Dec 2011 at 5:35pm
I was the first to say Jessica should go get knocked up regardless of her relationship status and I think it’s great that she has done so. On the other hand, if I hear one more dumb comment from this tranny faced elephant, I am going to have to banish her from this blog forever. That would probably be for the best for everyone involved. It’s nice that Jessica is so proud of her bump but she looks like a big fat, frumpy cow. Her maternity clothes are absolutely awful and she needs to cover her chest. Sorry but I don’t find this look to be even remotely attractive and worse, it is actually inappropriate and ugly. Jessica, go home and cover up and while you’re at it, shut your trap! No one cares about your gas or your huge, engorged knockers. Get over yourself.
Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck in Santa Monica (11/30/11)
1 Dec 2011 at 5:25pm
  
  
Gosh, these two are baby making factories. Poor Jennifer seems like she is always pregnant… Ben looks like a schmuck with all that hair.
These Feet?
15 Nov 2011 at 7:16pm
Look pretty beat-up and uncomfortable.
Can anyone guess the owner of these feet?
I was surprised to see that Jessica Biel has ugly feet! As far as I knew she’s gorgeous from head to toe. It’s nice to see that even a woman as beautiful as Jessica has imperfections. Time to take off those ill-fitting shoes and heal those feet Jess!
   
Jessica Biel @ Launch of The Beauty Book For Brain Cancer (11/14/11)
I don’t love Jessica’s outfit here, heck, I don’t even like it, it’s frumpy and makes her figure look awkward. We all know Jessica has an incredible body, no reason to wear maternity gear. When it really comes down to it, it wouldn’t matter if she was wearing a paper bag, Jessica has such an incredible face, I can look past the clothes and the messy feet. I can accurately say that I have better feet that Jessica Biel. It’s not much but it’s something…
Lindsay Lohan @ Lana Gomez Art Show / LA (11/11/11)
14 Nov 2011 at 2:28pm
   
   
I am back in action after a brief break from blogging!
Why do I post Lindsay after I recently stated that I can’t stand her? I think it is mostly because she is like a trainwreck that you just can’t get enough of… What do you guys think, is Lindsay still hot or has she completely lost it? Even with awful overbleached hair, too much makeup, overinjected lips, and an ugly hat, there is no denying that she’s an attractive girl. I am curious to see the Playboy issue that will be featuring Lindsay on the cover!! I don’t know why I care to see it, Lindsay is just a typical used up Hollywood whore but I would like to see how much she shows and whether the shoot is classy. I am sure it is but we all know Lindsay is not the picture of class, she’s about as raunchy as they come. A raunchy shoot would be a lot more interesting than an elegant one but we will have to keep waiting for that issue.
Nicole Has Aged (10/17/11)
18 Oct 2011 at 11:38am
  
  
I won’t even give Nicole the satisfaction of being in the celebs category because she really is a nobody but I have to say, she’s looking old and worn out in these photos from ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. Nicole was always one of those women who looked young and spunky but I think she’s officially “Lost it”. It’s not that she looks bad, she just looks like she’s closer to 40 than 30 (her actual age). As far as style goes, I don’t like her look here. The dress is frumpy and her hair looks brittle and haggish. She looks like she’s aged 20 years in 2 years.
Victoria?s Secret Photoshoot, Honolulu (10/12/11)
15 Oct 2011 at 10:33am
   
   
I want her life – working on the beach in Hawaii. Must be tough… Not only that but she’s absolutely gorgeous and a has perfect body, not an ouce of fat on her. I have to say, the worst part about these photos are the neon coral bikini, it’s not my style at all but of course, on Alessandra, it looks incredible.
Xtina?s Livin? Large? (10/8/11)
9 Oct 2011 at 11:21am
   
   
I am usually very easy on people when they gain a few pounds, in fact, I usually find a little extra weight to be attractive but in Christina’s case, I think she’s gone too far. I hope she hasn’t crossed the point of no return. I hate to say it because I adore her and I think she’s an incredibly talented vocalist but she looks like a whale in some of these pix. The first one in the dress, she’s barely recognizable – she looks like a chubby dragqueen in a moomoo. It’s gotten so bad, she’s nearly lost her neck. Get on a fitness plan Christina, before it’s too late!!
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Guess that Actress . . . and the afternoon links
3 Feb 2012 at 6:15pm
What actress do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . . + Lady Gaga gets topless for the Super Bowl (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather] + Rachel McAdams in her undies…
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Ali Larter almost flashed her kooka . . . and Friday?s Paparazzi Leftovers
3 Feb 2012 at 5:00pm
Paparazzi photos from Friday, February 3 Ali Larter (and Amy Smart) arriving for lunch at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills (pics start here) Zooey Deschanel on the set of The New Girl in L.A. (pics start here) Minka Kelly arriving…
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Gillian Zinser went to the beach
3 Feb 2012 at 4:00pm
Gillian Zinser bikini pics! (Malibu - 2/2) Gillian Zinser has starred on 90210 since 2009, and yesterday she was spotted at the beach in Malibu, possibly wearing a stolen bikini. Interesting that she hasn’t issued a statement yet denying…
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Because Bono needs more money
3 Feb 2012 at 3:00pm
Bono is making a $1 billion off of Facebook Time for the feel-good story of the day: Bono, who’s already worth hundreds of millions of dollars, stands to make around a billion off the Facebook IPO. Finally, he can…
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Caption Time!
3 Feb 2012 at 2:00pm
Michael Cera out and about in Beverly Hills (2/2) MY CAPTION: “Hey there little girl, you interested in some free candy? Just follow me to my van . . .”YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .*5…
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Hot Chicks, Hot Clicks
3 Feb 2012 at 1:45pm
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In beautiful people news . . .
3 Feb 2012 at 1:30pm
Vanessa Hudgens Vanessa Hudgens at the premiere of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (2/2)*37 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:…
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Cameron Diaz is a beautiful princess
3 Feb 2012 at 12:15pm
Cameron Diaz is fug Flynet says that’s Cameron Diaz in London yesterday “sharing a laugh and joke as she gets ready to venture out.” I’m not sure exactly where she’s going. Probably out to the woods to check on…
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Demi Moore is full of sh*t
3 Feb 2012 at 11:15am
Demi Moore is full of shit Demi Moore is trying to spin her breakdown as a good thing because it will allow her to grow as a person. Hey, here’s an idea if you want to grow as a…
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You suck, Kylie Bisutti
3 Feb 2012 at 10:00am
Kylie Bisutti in her former glory Kylie Bisutti was the winner of the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Model Search, and walked the runway at both the 2009 and 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows. So where was she last year? Probably…
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Pray for Tommy
3 Feb 2012 at 8:30am
Gisele in Costa Rica last August The New York Post managed to get a hold of an email Gisele sent to all of her beautiful (*I’m assuming) friends and family about the upcoming Super Bowl featuring her husband Tom…
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Ashley Greene is really pretty . . . and Thursday?s Paparazzi Leftovers
3 Feb 2012 at 7:00am
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, February 2 Ashley Greene leaving Avalon nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here) Kim Kardashian arriving at Miami International Airport (pics start here) Renee Olstead at the “Louder Than Words” launch party at Avalon
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Christina Hendricks in ?Cosmo UK? . . . and the morning links
3 Feb 2012 at 5:00am
Christina Hendricks in the March issue of Cosmo UK + Olivia Wilde has nipples (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather] + Geri Halliwell showing some old school hotness [Hollywood Tuna] + Lindsay Lohan wants to sue everyone [The Superficial] + Kim…
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Model at Midnight: Danielle Dwyer
3 Feb 2012 at 12:00am
Danielle Dwyer American model Danielle Dwyer*23 Danielle Dwyer pictures total in the gallery:…
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Rachel McAdams has a good upskirt defense . . . and the afternoon links
2 Feb 2012 at 6:15pm
Rachel McAdams arriving back to her hotel in New York (2/1) + Dammit I love body painting [BroBible] + Hey there Selena Gomez’s cleavage (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather] + Kate Upton’s new bikini photoshoot is OUTRAGEOUS [Popoholic] + Jennifer…
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Gabriel Aubry & Nahla: Park Playtime!
3 Feb 2012 at 11:20pm
Gabriel Aubry pushes his daughter Nahla on the swings at a local park on Friday (February 3) in Beverly Hills, Calif.
The 36-year-old model and Nahla laughed and played together on the swings before heading to the sandbox where they filled their socks up with sand!
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of celebrity babies
Over the weekend, Nahla and her mom Halle Berry went out to brunch together with Olivier Martinez.
15+ pictures inside of Gabriel Aubry and Nahla playing on the swings at a local park…
  
Kirsten Dunst & Garrett Hedlund: Missing Cat Search Party
3 Feb 2012 at 10:20pm
Kirsten Dunst and her beau Garrett Hedlund take their bicycles out as they scour the neighborhood for her missing cat on Thursday (February 2) in Toluca Lake, Calif.
The 29-year-old actress and the 27-year-old Country Strong actor put up posters for the missing cat, named Tazzy, as well. We hope Tazzy is returned safe and sound!
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten recently returned from the 2012 Sundance Film Festival, where she premiered her film Bachelorette. Garrett showed up to support Kirsten at the festival, where the two were also spotted at the Bachelorette after party together.
Daniel Radcliffe & Tom Felton: 'Woman In Black' L.A. Premiere!
3 Feb 2012 at 9:20pm
Daniel Radcliffe rocks a leather jacket as he attends the premiere of his film, The Woman In Black, held at the Pacific Theaters at the Grove on Thursday (February 2) in Los Angeles.
The 22-year-old English actor made sure to take photographs and greet his awaiting fans.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel‘s Harry Potter co-star Tom Felton also attended the premiere to show his support.
The Woman in Black is now in theaters!
15+ pictures inside of Daniel Radcliffe at the L.A. premiere of The Woman In Black…
Emmy Rossum & Ashley Greene: 'Lucky' Ladies
3 Feb 2012 at 8:20pm
Emmy Rossum comes out to support cover girl Ashley Greene at Lucky‘s party on Thursday (February 2) at Soho House in West Hollywood, Calif.
The 24-year-old graces the magazine’s March cover, where she talked about life after Twilight and why she stays away from the nightclub scene.
“Thank you @luckymag for the amazing cover party tonight! I’m honored to be your spring fashion cover girl!” Ashley tweeted.
Also pictured: Ashley leaving Live With Kelly! on Friday (February 3) in NYC.
FYI: Ashley paired her DKNY dress with a Samantha Wills cuff, while Emmy wore Anna Sui at the Lucky bash.
Drew Barrymore: 'Tonight Show With Jay Leno' Appearance!
3 Feb 2012 at 7:50pm
Drew Barrymore is all smiles as she makes an appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Thursday (February 2) in Burbank, Calif.
The 36-year-old actress (in a J. Crew dress) promoted her new film, Big Miracle, and chatted about her engagement with Will Kopelman.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Drew Barrymore
“We met a couple years ago and we actually went on a couple dates but it just wasn’t the right time,” Drew revealed to Jay. “Timing is everything, I do believe that, It’s a very powerful thing.”
Drew Barrymore on ‘The Tonight Show’ – Part 1
Click inside for part 2 of Drew Barrymore‘s Tonight Show interview…
Drew Barrymore on ‘The Tonight Show’ – Part 2
Vanessa Hudgens Visits Mom Gina!
3 Feb 2012 at 7:20pm
Vanessa Hudgens stops in for a visit with her mom Gina on Friday (February 3) in Los Angeles.
The 23-year-old actress wore a cute boho inspired outfit and a pair of sky high wedges for her catch up session with mom!
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Vanessa Hudgens
The night before, Vanessa premiered her flick Journey 2: The Mysterious Island in LA.
“Any chance you get to work with a legend, the legend being Michael Caine, you take it,” Vanessa said of one of the reasons she chose to do the film. “To be on the same screen as him is such an honor. You’ve got to work with the greats to learn from the greats.”
10+ pictures inside of Vanessa Hudgens visiting her mom…
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Yearbook Photo Surfaces!
3 Feb 2012 at 6:50pm
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley tries to keep from cracking a smile as she heads out and about on Friday (February 3) in Beverly Hills, Calif.
The 24-year-old model looked super casual chic in a white t-shirt, jeans, and booties for her sunny afternoon stroll.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
A high school yearbook photo of Rosie recently surfaced on the Internet! Check out the pic of Rosie from back in the days where she was “just an adorable school girl growing up in Devon, England.”
Emma Stone: LAX Liftoff
3 Feb 2012 at 6:20pm
Emma Stone steps out of her car as she prepares herself for a flight on Friday (February 3) at LAX Airport in Los Angeles.
Earlier in the week, the 23-year-old actress hit the red carpet at the 2012 Screen Actors Guild Awards, where she looked stunning in an Alexander McQueen dress!
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Emma Stone
Emma‘s film The Help won the SAG Award for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture.
The Help is also nominated for a 2012 Oscar in the Best Picture category! Be sure to tune into the award ceremony on February 26.
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Elizabeth Olsen: 'Silent House' Poster!
3 Feb 2012 at 5:50pm
Elizbeth Olsen screams in this new poster for her upcoming film, Silent House
Here’s the synopsis: Sarah, a young woman, finds herself sealed inside her family’s secluded lake house. With no contact to the outside world, and no way out, panic turns to terror as events become increasingly ominous in and around the house. Directed by filmmaking duo Chris Kentis and Laura Lau, Silent House uses meticulous camera choreography to take the audience on a tension-filled, real time journey, experienced in a single uninterrupted shot.
The movie is based on La Casa Muda, the Uruguayan entry in the Best Foreign Language Film category for this year’s Academy Awards.
Silent House hits theaters March 9 – check out the trailer in case you missed it!
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Dianna Agron: My Heart is Incredibly Happy!
3 Feb 2012 at 5:30pm
Dianna Agron beams with joy as she meets a pal at Sunset Towers Hotel for a meeting on Thursday (February 2) in Hollywood.
The 25-year-old Glee gal wore a Lamb & Flag yellow sweater and wedge boots for her business appointment in the hotel.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Dianna Agron
“Fun things about today: Hemo‘s [Heather Morris's] Bday. Got to sleep in a bit. Sun’s shining. Work’s great. Heart is incredibly happy. That’s my list, yours?” Dianna tweeted about her day – what a positive attitude!
Channing Tatum & Rachel McAdams: 'Vow' Collage Video!
3 Feb 2012 at 5:10pm
Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams show off some serious skin in a new collage video from The Vow.
Fans can download custom The Vow photo frames at TheVow-Movie.com and submit their photos to be part of a fan version of the video below!
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Rachel McAdams
Here’s the synopsis: A car accident puts Paige (McAdams) in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo (Tatum) works to win her heart again.
The Vow will be released on February 10.
‘The Vow’ – Collage Video
New 'Avengers' Character Poster!
3 Feb 2012 at 4:50pm
Check out this new character poster for the upcoming superhero action flick, The Avengers!
The flick stars Robert Downey, Jr., Chris Evans, Scarlett Johnasson, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Jeremy Renner, and Samuel L. Jackson, and is set to be released on May 4 of this year!
Here’s a synopsis: A team of super humans who form The Avengers are called together to help save the Earth from Loki (Tom Hiddleston) & his various membered army.
Check out the trailer for the film in case you missed it.
Bigger poster inside…
Katie Holmes: Urth Cafe Cutie!
3 Feb 2012 at 4:30pm
Katie Holmes keeps a low profile while exiting the Urth Cafe on Friday (February 3) in West Hollywood, Calif.
The 33-year-old actress grabbed a coffee and a pastry and kept her head down with her hair over her eyes to avoid attention.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Katie Holmes
Katie is back on the West Coast after spending some time in New York City. Early in January, Katie and her cutie-pie daughter Suri took a trip to see Mary Poppins on Broadway together – the duo’s third time seeing the musical!
YouTube Star Randall Hits The Grove
3 Feb 2012 at 4:10pm
Randall strikes a pose and smiles for the cameras as he’s spotted at the Grove on Monday (January 30) in Los Angeles.
The YouTube sensation and voice behind the Honey Badger rocked a plaid blazer and saddle shoes for his interview with Mario Lopez. Randall tweeted, “Don’t be stupid, watch me on Extra with Mario Lopez!!! Filming live today at The Grove!!! =) xoxo”
Randall recently released a book based on his video called “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals”. Check out the details on his site!
Alicia Keys Heads Home from Hawaii
3 Feb 2012 at 3:50pm
Alicia Keys and family pack up and head for home after their vacation on Tuesday (January 31) in Kauai, Hawaii.
The 31-year-old singer spent the week on vacation with her husband Swizz Beats and their cutie patootie son, Egypt.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Alicia Keys
“View from the booth of the last studio I recorded in! Magic making time!!;-)” Alicia recently tweeted, with a pic of a room decked out in Christmas lights.
Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am recently told Capital FM that Alicia will be collaborating with him on his next album!
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The Crap We Missed ? Friday 2.3.12
3 Feb 2012 at 2:00pm
      
Awesome. Now I can’t stop trying to remember the warthog’s name from The Lion King. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that Whitney Houston‘s back at the top of her game, Russell Brands‘s nipples will feed Beverly Hills’ homeless (as well as sex them all into salvation) and for Christ’s sake Read More ...
  
Snooki Peed All Over The Floor Of A Club (Subtitle: Now I Want To Knock Her Up)
3 Feb 2012 at 12:52pm
      
After finding out that no less than four dudes might’ve put a baby in Snooki, apparently last night’s episode of Jersey Shore features a scene (after the jump) where America’s favorite Ewok Slam Pig just literally starts peeing all over the dance floor of a club before going to the lady’s room and spraying her Read More ...
Jamie Lynn Spears Thinks ?Teen Mom? is Brave
3 Feb 2012 at 12:13pm
      
The last time we saw Jamie Lynn Spears on the site it was 2009, and you’ll be surprised to learn she was not murdered by Britney in a freak Whopper accident as I’ve assumed since then. Turns out she’s been quietly raising her daughter Maddie while biding her time until it becomes her turn to Read More ...
Vanessa Hudgens? Breasts Are Still Marketing ?Journey 2?
3 Feb 2012 at 11:13am
      
In case her week-long bikini tour through Hawaii wasn’t enough, here’s Vanessa Hudgens breasts leaving a dance studio yesterday before walking the red carpet at the LA premiere of Journey 2. And you almost have to respect the simplicity of the marketing here because instead of convoluted, focus group’d horseshit where brands are “synergized,” some Read More ...
Madonna On Lady GaGa: ?She?s No Britney Spears?
3 Feb 2012 at 10:35am
      
“I guess if GaGa were to have kids, I’d probably devour them or convert them to a life of serving my dark arts, but can we talk about me now? I’m kind of great.” Apparently Madonna‘s giving 800 interviews these days – Presumably to lay waste to Gwyneth Paltrow‘s measly one. “Ha! Harper’s Bazaar. Pitiful Read More ...
Rihanna Stole Reese Witherspoon?s Hair and Other News
3 Feb 2012 at 10:30am
      
Posted by Photo Boy - Last time I checked Tinkerbell didn’t have huge fake tits. And oh, how I’ve checked. - Dr. Phil thinks men care what he has to say now. Ha, that guy! - Here’s who’s all up in Scarlett Johansson these days. - Brad Pitt is fond of Read More ...
Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its
3 Feb 2012 at 8:38am
      
Shortly before Demi Moore somehow found herself in the hospital after sucking back whip-its and K2 Spice on a stomach full of nothing but Red Bulls, Bruce Willis reportedly urged her to go to rehab. So just assume that conversation involved both of their daughters looking like the goddamn Elephant Man so they’ve been through Read More ...
The Crap We Missed ? Thursday 2.2.12
2 Feb 2012 at 3:00pm
      
Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels Read More ...
Gisele Bundchen: ?Please Pray For Tom Brady?
2 Feb 2012 at 1:45pm
      
Considering the last time the Patriots faced the Giants in the Super Bowl her husband went home crying without even touching his waterslide, Gisele Bundchen has found herself turning to the very same deity Tom Brady proved doesn’t exist when his team essentially anally raped Tim Tebow in the playoffs. The New York Post reports: Read More ...
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Sue Anyone Who Says She Acts Like Lindsay Lohan
2 Feb 2012 at 12:29pm
      
Yesterday, RadarOnline reported the following about Lindsay Lohan most likely crashing Harvey Weinstein’s SAG awards after-party. (Quick Note: She’s permanently living at the Marmont now, so just assume she’s using an intricate system to dumbwaiters to slip in and out of parties.): The Mean Girls star was with friends at the infamous watering hole/hotel and Read More ...
BREAKING: Brad Pitt Gives His Kids Soda. Gasp!
2 Feb 2012 at 11:31am
      
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have 27 kids, so short of running into their rooms firing shotguns into the air to wake them up – Which, by the way, I’m entirely cool with. – I don’t really see the need for a big kerfuffle over anything they do to somehow herd them out the door Read More ...
Madonna: ?You Tithe To Me Now?
2 Feb 2012 at 10:30am
      
While I personally believe it’s the ability to assume the body of a griffin and rain fire upon her enemies, it’s often been said that Madonna‘s greatest strength is her ego. And after reading her latest interview with Newsweek, I’m inclined to agree with whatever wise prophets made such a proclamation from their enchanted fortress Read More ...
Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini and Other News
2 Feb 2012 at 10:20am
      
Posted by Photo Boy - Cleavagey Redheads. Must be Thursday. - Jean Dujardin just earned his U.S. citizenship in my eyes. - Of course Courtney Love believes smoking crack made her great at math. - Looks like nobody will commit to Taylor Swift. - Miranda Kerr at some Australian Read More ...
Snooki?s Baby?s Food Would?ve Come From Here
2 Feb 2012 at 9:17am
      
And apparently parking on them’s tight on Sundays. Makes sense. While the world sat in horror from the prospect that Snooki might have procreated – Or more accurately, consciously decided to see one of her pregnancies through. – she waddled around SiriusXM studios yesterday showing everyone exactly where her child would have to feed from Read More ...
I?m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay
2 Feb 2012 at 8:37am
      
In the March issue of Glamour, Amanda Seyfried sets the record straight that she did NOT bang Justin Timberlake and then takes it one step further by basically outing him which is the only way to read this: Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, “I want to date you.” Read More ...
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