Never paid singer Jewel a whole lot of attention before, but I promise that oversight won’t happen again.

Jewel didn’t waste her time trying to get some diamond monstrosity around her neck. She was smart enough to know that wasn’t necessary. With those luscious tits, who needs a bunch of rocks?

I’d be happy to stare at those naked tits Any Time.

Let your girls out more often, Jewel. Hell, I’ll even listen to you sing if I can watch your rack at the same time.

I’m a reasonable guy; I’m happy to compromise.

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Audrina Patridge decided to make the streets of Hollywood her own personal catwalk. Guess she has to do something now that The Hills is over.

Her boredom won’t last for long, though. She’s competing on Dancing with the Stars this season. And I have to say, I’m really looking forward to seeing her in those skimpy little dresses they put the chicks in. That’ll be worth DVRing the show alone, not to mention getting to see her shake her ass.

She may not be another Shakira, but let’s be honest, as long as I can practically see her tits and ass, I’m not really gonna care.

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Here’s Tabitha Taylor and her lovely ladies out doing some shopping in Hollywood. She’s been involved in such lavish productions as Eating Out: All You Can Eat, Brookwood Sleazebags, and was a dick shadow groupie (I kid you not) in Born to Be a Star.

She was also Woman #2 in an episode of Southland.

But Tabitha is no idiot. Chicks all over could learn something from her. I mean, who the hell wouldn’t take Tabitha shopping as long as she displayed her tits like that? I’d probably buy her whatever she wanted as long as I got to enjoy the sight of her funbags.

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Not only is 30 Rock and SNL alum Tina Fey funny as all hell, she has a nice ass to boot. Who knew?

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Kelly Brook’s using her tits to sell her movie Piranha 3D. They might as well yank that shit out of theaters and put it on DVD- you know that’s what a lot of people (i.e., dudes) are waiting for.

When I see Kelly’s nude scene, I want to be able to freeze frame that shit. I haven’t even seen any bootleg screen caps. Either the security is impressive or the scene is over in a flash. All the more reason for the DVD.

Bring it on, Kelly. Hopefully I won’t have to watch you get eaten. By piranhas, I mean.

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Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is another actress who has plenty going on in the tit department. Hell, between her and Christina the Emmys qualified as a tittie parade.

Did you hear about the producers of Modern Family putting out a For Your Consideration ad that said if Modern Family won for Best Comedy, then Sofia would run down Sunset Blvd naked?

Well, Modern Family won, but I haven’t seen a single damn picture of Sofia streaking.

Then again, they did add that another cast member could be substituted without notice. Dammit.

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Here’s Mad Men star Christina Hendricks at the Emmys. I’m sure she was a big hit. The chick is smart: notice how she doesn’t have any of that jewelry or any other shit.

The only assets she needs are her girls. Christina is smart enough to let them take center stage, and I’m grateful for it.

Does anyone actually watch Mad Men? I know the show wins plenty of awards and shit, but I have to admit, I haven’t seen an episode. I need to rectify that with DVDs. Even if I just fast-forward to Christina’s scenes.

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I’ve always loved Cheryl Tweedy or Cole or whatever she’s calling herself these days but sometimes it takes a little reminder why. Here she is in her new calendar flashing her sweet sweet little smile to me and me alone. You’ve got to love a chick with a stripper tattoo on her thigh…. Classy.

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I’m on Twitter, I don’t really know what the hell it’s all about, but I’m on because that’s the thing to do these days and sometimes it pays off. This is one of those times. Here’s Demi Moore sharing a nice little picture of her tight old body in a bikini. I don’t normally put pictures of forty-seven year old chicks on the site but…. Damn!

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I don’t know what to say here, supermodel Candice Swanepoel is hot as f@#k so when she takes her clothes off and prances around in her underwear and various slutty costume like the hottest cowgirl you’ll ever see, I’m all over it. I want her to oil me up and chase me around like a greased pig. That’s what cowgirls are into right?

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I love supermodel Miranda Kerr, so these pictures of her topless in some fashion magazine are good enough for me, but when you make them 3D we’re on a whole new level… An awesome level. Unfortunately I don’t have any f@#king 3D glasses to enjoy this shit. Damn it!!

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It took me quite some time to figure out who Michelle Hunzinger was, then I remembered she was or still is dating that fat asshole from Dawson’s Creek and I got really mad all of a sudden. Luckily, her ass is so amazing that I couldn’t give a shit who she’s banging. I want to bite it.

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Are you kidding me with these right now? Alessandra Ambrosio is this f@#king amazing? Jesus! I knew that she obviously had to keep in shape what with all the bikinis and lingerie she has to wear all day everyday for her sexy supermodel lifestyle, but I didn’t think she could kick some serious ass. I’m kind of frightened a little. It’s not a good feeling to be frightened and have an erection…. It reminds me of junior high.

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I’m not a hundred percent sure who this Gemma Arterton chick is, but I here she’s sort of a celebrity and she’s hanging out in a bikini so who the cares.

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I still have no f@#king clue what the hell Sophie Monk does that makes her a celebrity worthy of my site, but she’s a hot as f@#k and she’s in a tiny little bikini that’s barely staying on her tight body so I had to put her up for you assholes. I know, it’s a tough job. Enjoy.

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