I hear Raven Symone’s losing weight, but she’s still got those luscious ladies, so I don’t care.

Now check out these luscious links:

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Snooki looks like she made her way out in front of the bright lights at MTV’s VMAs and then didn’t know WHAT the hell to do with herself.

Maybe one of the photographers asked her a question that flummoxed the chick. I can hear it now:

Photographer: “Are you descended from trolls?” “Do you have a troll in your bloodline?”

Snooki: “What does ‘descended’ mean? What the hell is a troll? And what do you want to know about my blood?”

Well, Snooki’s not earning money because she’s smart. She’s earning it because she’s a shameless exhibitionist who bought herself a big pair of tits and is willing to get drunk on her ass for TV.

It’s working for her, though.

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Kelly Brook didn’t disappoint at the GQ Awards. The organizers knew what they were doing when they invited her.

They made sure there were going to be some HOT chicks there. How else do you get dudes to put on those damn monkey suits for a night?

Kelly propped her lovely ladies up and swathed them in cloth: you know every dude there just wanted to give that fabric a good tug to see the goods wrapped up within it.

Hell, I would have. And I heard Bradley Cooper was there fawning over the bony-chested Charlize Theron.

That dude isn’t too bright.

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Katy Perry almost went demure on me at MTV’s VMAs last Sunday. Has becoming a married lady led to Katy toning shit down?

I hope not, if she wants to continue her music career. Russell Brand should know better than to try to keep that shit on lockdown (especially since he’s been seen acting a little too friendly with an old flame).

Then again, knowing Katy, Sophie Turner had better watch her back before Katy (with her BFF Rihanna) show up to kick her hot little ass.

Katy’s still looking pretty curvy in this get-up, but I say: Let those tits POP, Katy!

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Demi Lovato may have had to spend some extended time on the funny farm in the hospital, but it’s paid off nicely for the Disney princess.

Check out those TITS and those legs. Demi’s all grown up.

Hell, my mouth is watering just checking out that rack. Some blind and sick jealous bitches said Demi looked fat. She handled it well via twitter, though, with these tweets:

“I’ve gained weight.Get over it.That’s what happens when you get out of treatment for AN EATING DISORDER.”

She later removed the tweet and posted another one, saying:

Guess what, I’m healthy and happy, and if you’re hating on my weight you obviously aren’t. #UNBROKEN

You GO, gurrrl: you’re looking might fine from the front AND behind. I’d hit that.

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Britney Spears revealed her love for her own ASS at the MTV VMAs this year.

Not only does MTV love her (she won some awards in addition to receiving a tribute from Madonna, but NO kiss, dammit!), but Britney loves her own ass…ets.

Yay for Britney! (Try not to gag too hard.)

Seriously, Britney is still looking mighty damn fine from behind: I’d put my hands right where hers are if I had the rights (i.e., if I could be assured that her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, wouldn’t kick my ass or anything).

Or cop a feel of that RACK. Hell, that might be worth a minor ass-kicking.

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Kendra Wilkinson was in Las Vegas this weekend hosting an event called Sexy Daylife at the Wet Republic Pool in the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino.

She (wisely) left hubby Hank Baskett at home for this event, making her an even MORE tempting MILF.

I knew Kendra may have gotten married and had a kid, but she was NEVER going to leave her Playboy background behind.

And why should she? She’s got a family to support, since Hank’s NFL career isn’t that… um, hot at the moment. That dude will never live down his Super Bowl fumble.

Hell, next thing you know one of the THEIR sex tapes will be “leaked” (for the right price for Kendra and Hank, of course). I’d watch (some cheap-ass bootleg version I found on the web, but I’d watch).

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I don’t know when these pictures are from, I’m not your f@#king mom look it yourself, but they’re some amazing shots of Kelly Brook horsing around in her little f@#king bikini on the beach so I don’t give a sh#t. The chick is hot as hell, even with her sh#tty blond die job. I love the bikini bottoms, I don’t know which side is the front and which is the back. It’s awesome. Not that I care, I just want to see a nice big wave sweep them away and take the bikini top with them. Hot.

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Honestly, I know I should be on top of this bullsh#t, I do this for a f@#king living after all, but I still don’t know who the f@#k this Lara Bingle chick is. I think she’s Australian, does that help? Anyhow, whoever the f@#k she is, she’s hanging out in her bikini and doing that thing where I get like a half hard-on in front of my computer at Starbucks… I know it’s frown upon, but what can you do.

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I’m not saying I know who this Aida Yespica chick is, but I’m pretty sure I’ve had her on the site before. I can’t be expected to remember every half naked hottie I’ve posted on this bullsh#t over the last five years. Anyhow, she’s on something called ‘Isola Dei Famosi’ which is basically an Italian version of Celebrity Survivor. I don’t give a rats ass what the hell she’s doing it for, but she’s squeezing her incredible body into a sexy little bikini and I like it.

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I’ve had this Jennifer Nicole Lee hot piece of ass on the site before, I still don’t know who the f@#k she is or what she does, but her body is so f@#king incredible that I don’t really care. Obviously whatever she does involves being half naked in order to highlight that fit physique of hers. Jesus! Look at this f@#king thing. Who do I make the check out to and does she make house calls?

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So supermodel Candice Swanepoel is down on some tropical island somewhere having her picture taken in sexy little bathing suits for Victoria’a Secret, so f@#king hot, but it looks like even one of the hottest women in the world gets a little time off. I think when you’re this hot your life is some time off, never having to pay for dinners or drinks or open the door for yourself. Lucky woman. Anyhow, she’s hot and even on her day off she’s in her f@#king little bikini and I love her. Enjoy.

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I wouldn’t really call Mena Suvari a celebrity anymore, I can’t even remember the last movie or TV show she’s been in, but some paparazzi went to the trouble of chasing her down and taking her picture so I’m posting her anyway. Besides, she’s still got an awesome body on her and she’s wearing spandex pants and I’m kind of a pervert so enjoy. Great ass. I can see a hint of a tattoo she seems to have between her breasts. That’s some tacky stripper hotness.

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I almost couldn’t believe I found these shots of supermodel Candice Swanepoel hanging out in her bikini, not because it’s such a rare site, she’s a f@#king supermodel after all, but because I was hungover as sh#t and can barely see straight. It doesn’t really matter where the f@#k they came from, they’re absolutely perfect. I just love the fact that her go to pose is that over the shoulder booty shot. So hot.

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I don’t normally like to post pictures of Tila tequila, she’s got to be one of the biggest attention whore’s out there and I don’t want to encourage her douchy behavior. That being said, she’s a fake titted broad with an awesome body and she’s rollerblading in what looks to be lingerie. I’m a weak, weak man.

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This sh#t probably won’t come as much of a surprise to most of you, but Adriana Lima looks really f@#king hot in her little bikini. Shocking right? Here she is doing her supermodel thing on the beach somewhere looking absof@#kinglutely incredible. That ass is spectacular, it deserves it’s own Twitter page so I can follow it and find out where it is and what it’s doing at all times. #boner

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I don’t know about where you guys are, but it’s pretty f@#king cold right now in my neck of the woods so I need some sh#t that’s going to warm me up. So I thought maybe some shots of cutie Vanessa Hudgens having trouble keeping her bikini top on would help…. It isn’t keeping me warm or anything, but it’s certainly making weird things happen in my sweatpants.

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